May 27, 2013

Family!

 

phat news!  today is email day!  because the newbies will be here wednesday we wont be able to email then, so today its monday.. i have no idea about next week.  no idea. 

 

ok, here is my list of things i have to say to you. 

 

Elder Hunt in my district is so cool, he always says very funny things but one of the cooler things he has said was "the language isnt always easy, but the message is always true".  Awesome.  :)

 

Ok, quick story... a few days back I woke up at what i thought was 6:45 and i had a heart attack. because even just a little disobediant is still not exactly obediant.  So i jump up, check my watch again, then flip on all the lights waking everybody up..... only to realized that it was 5:45 and we all still had a solid 45 minutes of sleep left.  #embarrassing.

 

My spanish is super rocky still, but its coming along.  we started an english fast today... it is supposed to go tilsaturday... SO HARD!!! but I feel fluent already.. and then a native person starts talking and Im humbled.  haha :)

 

Oh, so Ive been pretty healthy, mostly... i had a fever and some other things... (no one wants to know.. trust me...)  and I was feeling really stinky, but i made it til bed time, took some ibuprofin and went to sleep.  I woke up fine the next day.  So all is well.   although, we have been advised not to eat so much of the fruit because it is causing a lot of sickness around here...

 

When it rains here, it POURS!!!  Like, that saying came from guatemala. not even kidding. 

 

ABORT MISSION WITH THAT LAST SCRIPTURE I SAID WAS MY MISSION SCRIPTURE!!!  I dont know what it was, but it was WAY wrong.  I changed my mind to Alma 29:2... if its too late, i understand...

 

Oh, in your last email you said you wanted to text me and ask how im doing and such.. well, i feel the exact same way!  Cept its not as bad as i thought it would be to not have a phone and internet access 24/7. 

 

the people here break my heart.. we were leaving to do TALL (boring stuff on the compy... dont even worry...) when we saw two little boys.. like LITTLE boys, smaller than Michael and Isaac that were out shining shoes!!  They didnt have a mom with them at all!  their little faces were dirty and they were sitting on the ground shining a guys shoes and i couldnt help myself from tearing up.  It made me think of how grateful i am that the twins arent in that situation, but at the same time, I hate that there are people in the world that have to live like that. I wish I could just give them all of my things! 

 

ok, not sad stuff anymore...

 

Waking up at 6:30 erryday isnt bad at all.

 

the schedule here sucks, not because we are always busy, but because they always change it without saying anything until right before.  Like today!  today is a prime example.

 

the thought crossed my mind the other day... "this side the missipp doesnt apply to me anymore..."  super random.. I know...

 

I decided learning spanish is a lot like praying and trying to find an answer... I just go with what I think they said, and if it was way wrong, they correct me. 

 

There are a lot of Lopez's around here... a lot.

 

Yesterday we got to watch the Testiments!  how cool!  It has a lot more of a love story than i ever realized... we also watched Legacy.. Also a love story.. They are trying to kill us.  None of the hermanas could watch during the kissing scenes. 

 

Did I tell you about Marcos?  Im a real jerk if i didnt... Marcos was our first investigator and I had a hunch he wasnt a real one, because thats awful gutsy to put a bunch of newbies with a real prospect.  turns out he was a fake and he's our new night teacher.  he served a mission in peru.

 

MMM... I fail at eating.. i was eating a grape yesterday and it squished in my mouth... but the juice ended up on a poor little latina girl on the other side of the table... all we could do was laugh.. so embarrassing!!!!

 

oh, we had a relief society lesson on "finding your perfect husband"... umm.. what the heck?!  Dont they know where we are?!  It was a great lesson though!

 

I hear there arent many gangs in Guatemala, so dont worry dad... there are just a lot of drunks...

 

Kapri beus' talk keeps popping into my mind lately... "its not our place to judge them, it is our place to love them."

 

Every sunday we have to prepare a talk, whether we give it or not.  I learned to love preparing talks yesterday!! honestly!  I had fun and I felt good about it!  and then they called on my to give it!!!! MOM!!! I GAVE A TALK IN SPANISH!!!

 

I believe in the Gift of Tongues.. but i think it usually comes in the form of hope.... because no one here is just all of the sudden fluent.  We have to work butt hard to learn it, but it is coming. 

 

I got Sister Hildebrandt's DearElder and it made me so happy!  I flew with Hna Foster, someone tell her that.  The CCM is super small, we know just about everyone here.

 

The bugs are massive.  its disgusting.  I have a funny story but Im sick of typing so maybe ill tell it later.. maybe..

 

I keep mixing up hambre and hombre... two very different things.. it means something totally different when you say "tengo hambre hoy" vs. "tengo hombre hoy".... whoops!! embarrassing again!

 

oh, im the seamstress now i guess! haha ive fixed some of both of my comps skirts already...

 

Dad, I loved your email.  I love you!!

 

Ok, over n out. 

 

The gospel is true and I love you!!!!

 

Love, Hermana Evans

I have 20 minutes left.. mmm... I'll just send a ton of emails and hope you see them

Running out of tiempo.... and things to say... umm... no tengo palabras... nunca...

 

My spanish fast is going well!  so thats fun! 

I have 10 minutes left.. if you guys already forgot about me Im just going to have to stay in Guatemala para siempre!  Chistes... mostly...

 

I love you!  and umm.. Thank you for EVERYTHING!!!  thank you for running the email thing, thank you for helping me with everything whilst getting ready to leave and for helping me whilst ive been here.  I love you guys so much.  Im very glad I am sealed to you.  very glad. 

 

OOH!  we get to go to the market tomorrow!  Imma be a bartering fool!  Who knows, maybe i'll buy guatemala... i dunno, we'll just see what im feelin when we get there. 

 Temple also!  I get to go to the temple too!  WHOO! Its such a cool temple!  Tiny, but very cool.  I love it. 

Ok, 5 minutes left, so I have to wrap it up... I love you!  

Oh, the bug story.. Ill hurry. 

 

So they are massive ants... with wings.. like the size of the top third of my pinky.. huge!!! disgusting!!!  Well one got in the CCM and it wasnt dead yet.  so I, being the bravest hermana, grabbed a cup and a paper and scooped it up to take outside.  I just dumped it out the window and thought it was over... I thought.... The cup was RIGHT BY MY FACE when i looked into it and the BUG WAS STILL IN IT!!!  No justice in the world.  no justice.  So i screame, freaked out, died, had a heart attack and threw everything, including the cup out the window.  we were on the 3rd floor.  ok.  times up.

 

love you!  adios!

 

Love, Hermana Evans

Mom and Dad and family, I love all the emails.  love them.  I have two comps, hna Merrell and hna Blackmer P¨day was yesterday but we email today.. weird, I know Food is good, weather is great, people are great, Im doing WAY better!  (insert smiley face) Ok, so it takes 3 weeks ish for packages to get here.. thats the word on the street.. I got aunt Brendas dear elder!  loved it!  it was so nice to hear from her on the first day.  I have a massive list of things to tell you guys, so Im gonna hurry.  adjusting to the tap water is very hard... we cant drink it, or brush our teeth with it.  its hard the little hymn book you sent with me is awesome!  i use it way more than i thought i would. sorry about all the grammatical errors... it takes too long to correct... my mission scripture will be..... wait for it!!! D&C 124:113 If you want to send me some US postal stamps I wouldn{t be upset.. Oh, for packages, just write Hermana Evans on it.  No pictures, the owner of the postal system over here is canadian, so its totally safe.  If you just write Hermana, they will say Oh its just the mormons, let them have it.  and then they dont mess with anything. We have an investigator, his name is Marcos, we got him our second day here.  Its pretty scary, but honestly, that is what makes me feel so much better, it helps me remember why I came and brings  alot of joy to my life here. something awesome that one of our teachers said was this... I dont care who you were.  I care about who you are now and where you are going. SO AWESOME!! IT MADE ME SO HAPPPY! A woman told me I look like im 10 a few days ago.... AWKWARD We got to go to the temple yesterday and it was SO AWESOME!  It felt like Heavenly Father was just sitting by me and I could talk to him right then and there.  It was cool. I kind of hate spanish right now.. But dont worry, it{s coming along. Oh, Im not trying to brag or anything... but those youtube tutorials on how to pack REALLY helped!! like, I probably packed the best out of anyone.  Jk.. but for reals... but jk... Oh!  They had me pray at a devotional thing the first day! in front of everyone!!! and I couldnt do it in spanish so I just prayed in English and i havent seen any other gringos pray since then.. I might have ruined it for them.. Whoops!  but I prayed again at anothr meeting and I was able to do it in spanish and totally redeemed myself.  Oh, I learned how to pray in spanish, BTDubs!  I didnt think that was a big deal at first, but it is!  A massive WHOOP! Oh, I reached into my bag the other day to grab some trash and I found the mint from Olive Garden!  It made me cry a little! but Its ok, Im happy! I mailed a letter yesterday too.. Oh, one day in class we spent a while trying to learn how to do the hand snap thing... I kind of learned it.. but i make a terrible face everytime... I focus too hard.  my bad..  but I kind of have it down! For some reason my comps think Im funny... I cant imagine why...... Oh, If you want to send the camera cable, I wouldnt be mad.. I left it home on accident.. whooops!  Its in the camera box.. whereever that is.. it{s ok if you cant find it.  my arm is constantly tired from learning the snap thing.  just thought you would like to know.  the elders here are so funny.  one of them said [i honestly thought my stay at the CCM would be us watching Dora the Explorer] the phrase [if you can make it to sunday you can make it your whole mission]  is way too true.  Its very hard here, but after sunday happened i feel como un jefe!  I got this!  but dont worry, im still super humble about it. oh, the phrase like a boss doesnt mean anything cool here i dont think... none of the latinos seem to care when we say it. oh, we all had to prepare talks for sunday, and elder Hunt, from my district had to give a talk.. poor guy.. he cant speak spanish at all. he might be the reason the word gringo was invented in the first place.  if you get a letter in the mail with money in it from colorado from people with the last name merrell, just put it in my account please.. hna merrell cant use her card here... she forgot to call, so I might have to buy her a scripture case thing that is sick awesome and have her pay me back.  I bought an awesome scripture case btdubs... i{ll save it for when i get home though.  its just that cool the schedule here is more of a suggestion.. they dont follow it. Donde esta iman actually means where is the magnet. SHOUT OUT to ASHLEY WARBURTON!!! you have a twin here!  a personality twin!  someone tell her Anna, email me.  stat. Abby, email me.. stat.. Oh, Im a firm believer in the foot hand and mouth rules.  dont touch people, always wear shoes and wash your hands all the time. the elders are so awesome here.  They all have powerful testimonies and experiences.  its way cool Hna merrell was sick a few days ago.. it was sad.  she{s fine now.  Im fine.  were all fine.  OH!  Mom and dad, I love love love you! and you have tought me a lot, but I have grown SO MUCH here!! ok, im running out of time.  I{ll email again if i still have a second in a couple minutes. Love, Hermana Evans