Conquering New Heights

A few months ago I decided to watch every episode of Gilmore Girls.  At that point, I wasn't that dedicated to finishing, I didn't really give it my all, and then a few weeks ago, I was accidentally really into it.  I found myself laughing with Rory and Lorelei, crying with them, feeling uncomfortable with them... and then I realized it had gotten personal. There are 7 seasons, like 20 or more episodes in each season. Thats like 140 episodes guys!!!  But I decided I had to finish before we left to go to Oregon. 

There were a lot of haters, not even gonna lie. Lots of naysayers. Lots who said, "Rob, why does it have to be done before we leave for Oregon?  It's not possible to watch all of it! You don't have time! There's lots to do before we go too."  Well guys, I needed a deadline. It was taking an eternity to finish. So I'd always reply with, "Hey now! I'm doing my best! It's not like I'm being lazy about this. I'm being very diligent to get this done. If we all just work together, we can get through this!" Needless to say, the haters gonna hate... so they totally hated. Towards the end, I was just wanted it to be over also, but I've quit too many things in this ole life of mine. I couldn't quit this!  And I didn't!! Yesterday, June 13th at 4:47pm I finished the 22nd episode of season 7.  

Now that I've conquered that great feat, I'm pretty sure I can put that on my resume. Pretty sure......  

After completing this, and after feeling so proud, I feel like my priorities should be reassessed. I'll keep you updated.  But, after conquering something as huge as that, I don't know how I'll ever top that with anything else I do in my life.  It just means I'll have to set STINKING AWESOME GOALS now.

In the meantime, I kinda miss the ole Gilmore Girls gang.... Don't worry though. I'm not going to start over.  But what can you expect? I became emotionally attached!

Some stories that I wouldn't tell on my mission.....

So get this, the ole fam is going to be running a relay in a couple weeks. BAH! In Oregon. It will be fun. (Have you seen the thing on youtube called Do You Want To Run a Relay?) So it's like Ragnar, but not. It's called Epic Relays and we'll have a team of 12 people. In the past we have only done the one that starts here in Utah. It goes from Logan to Jackson Hole, Wyoming.  Each person runs 3 legs, there are 2 vans. It's a party. It's also gross a little bit and tiring. And also, I don't really know why we like to do it.  For the last four years we've been doing it, usually in August, but this year is different.. We are doing one in Oregon too, so that means it's in 2 weeks.  And do you think I've been preparing?? ............... well..... no comment......

Any who, it's been crazy, the team that is going up isn't the team that we started out with a few months ago. It's been interesting to get everybody signed up and willing to run.  The plus side is this! We get to explore Oregon afterwards!  I don't know about you, but I've never been to Oregon. Or outside the Utah/Wyoming/Idaho bubble....Except for that one time that I went to Guatemala. Which, wow. What an adventure.  

Speaking of Guatemala, I decided to share some of the stories that I never shared with my family while I was on my mission.  Hope I can remember them all!

The first one I can think of was sometime in July last year, I told my family to ask me about a specific day, like July 27th or something. So my companion and I, Sister Blandino were heading to a higher part of our area and needed to get on a bus, this was when I was in the city, well, it was the most city that I ever had while there, it was so fancy, there was a mall there (and an escalator!!).  Anyway!  We were contacting people on the street and then got on a bus and started heading up.  The bus got stopped in traffic.  Three girls came running on the bus just hysterical.  They sat down and then started laughing really hard and talking about what had just happened. They came from the bus in front of us, like 10 cars ahead.  They were talking about how a few men got on with guns and started robbing the bus and assaulting people or something to that effect.  That's when my companion and I looked at each other and just panicked/laughed because we came this close |    | to getting on that bus in front.  The only reason we didn't is because we stopped to talk to people before getting on.  #blessed I don't know what would have happened to us had we been on that other bus, and following the Holy Ghost almost always will make for a lame story to tell, but who cares. Nothing happened to us! And we will never know what would have happened. And I'm ok with that!

Another time in that same area, we had to go through a part in our area that was exceptionally dark and dangerous, it was called "la linea" it was a place that the train used to pass through, so it was just some train tracks in a weird alley that had really high bushes and a soccer field on the end and the other end was closed off with a wall and a small metal door.  We would normally only go through there in the day time, or if there were men with us... (or also, if we were in a hurry we would run through it at full speed).  It was a little sketchy.. We always heard stories of what happens to people there..  or what happens to people somewhere else and how they somehow end up there... if you know what I mean... The ward members and even strangers were always telling us not to go through there.  Generally we stayed away from that place at night whenever possible, but guys, sometimes ya gotta hurry, and that's the shortcut.  There was one time in particularly that I remember, there was a group of men that would hang out there at night and dress in black near the soccer field and attack people going through, rob them, assault women... the usual... So one night, a sister was with us and we were in a hurry so we decided to go through la linea with her, but she couldn't run... We started going through, we were walking along, we got to where the men were, my companion saw them, I didn't right away. Eye contact was made, we were 3 women walking alone, with no way to defend ourselves. The men didn't even flinch or attempt to come at us. Again, I don't know why, or what they were thinking, or why they didn't jump on the opportunity to attack 3 girls, but of course I'm glad they didn't... 

Eye contact was made with a lot of hard looking people, men usually, and every time they just watched us walk by.  I was never robbed on my mission, well, not by a physical confrontation.  That was one of my biggest fears being there... that someone would attack us.... or that someone would try to take my scriptures.  The thought of someone taking my scriptures infuriated me. All robbers in Guatemala are lucky they didn't try to take those from me. It would have cause quite the scene. Because just try to take my scriptures. Just try. 

My last story for today was.... also pretty uneventful.  But, it's the most exciting story I've got from my whole entire life.

I was starting my last 2 transfers, I was leaving the city and heading back to the mountains where I had been my whole mission. The area was called Alotenango, my companion was Sister Kap (arguably the most dedicated and inspired missionary ever. She was a blessing).  Sister Kap had been there for one transfer already and was rocking it in the area. Everyone loved her. The members would say "SISTER KAP!! How are you?!" and then they would look at me and not say a word. They loved her. So anyway, people for about a week or so before I got there were freaked out because there was a group of men in town.  Fresh out of prison kind of men.  They hadn't been released...... but they were out..... People kept warning the sisters there to go home and stay there because the men were dangerous.  So.... I got there on a Wednesday, things were fine, we didn't see anything, just kept hearing about the men and all the shenanigans they were up to.  At one point we were making our way up a road on a mountain and the little street was lined with people on each side, some inside their property, looking over the tin wall they created for privacy from the street. We stopped and talked to one woman to see what was going on, we asked her what she was doing, she said, "hiding.". So we said, "uhh... Is this your house?" she said, "no, we're just hiding from the robbers!  They are up that way! The town men are going to be chasing them this way any time now. We actually don't know whose house this is."  So we decided that we would make ourselves scarce. We left that area quickly and then by that Friday evening, people were so freaked out at what was going on in the town that the men gathered in the park to take matters into their own hands. They started patrolling the streets and the town made a rule that if anyone was outside of their house after 8 pm without proper documentation, they would burn them then and there. So then Saturday was going fine, my companion and I decided to talk to the Mission President to see if we should maybe go inside by 8 pm and leave an hour earlier in the morning. We explained what was going on, that the robbers were in town, we hadn't ever seen them they were always just up the hill, or around the corner, we explained that the men would rob people in their stores, they were robbing jewelry off women, taking kids (not sure on the validity of this one, it was just a rumor), and assaulting women left and right. The President decided he'd call us back with an answer as to whether or not we could go home early and stay off the streets.  Three or four minutes later he called back and said to go home immediately, pack everything and wait there for more instructions.  A few minutes after that, a man named Rudy called us.  He said, "Sister! Hello, my name is Rudy, I'm the head of church security here, are you near your house?" I said, "yes, about 20 seconds away, we are heading there now." He said, "good. Get in there, pack everything you can in 30 minutes, a car will be outside waiting for you to take you away.  Don't talk to anyone, don't tell anyone what's going on. Pack everything you can, at least enough for 2 days, but try to get everything."  We got in there, packed the entire apartment in record time and sure enough, a car was outside 25 minutes later.  They put our luggage on top of the car, we got in and all of the sudden were on our way to the neighboring town, about 10-15 minutes away.  We got there, to Ciudad Vieja, parked in front of the church there and waited for a few minutes.  Then another car showed up. A man got out, pulled out his ID and said, "hi, I'm Rudy, I was the one on the phone.  Now, get in this car, I'm taking you somewhere else."  He came from the capitol which was like 2 hours or so away.. ish.. and he got there in less than 45 minutes. He was sweating when he got there. We got all loaded up and headed to the next town, Antigua, to spend the next couple of days. In the car he asked loads of questions about what was going on in the town.  I explained everything I told the President, emphasizing the fact that nothing had happened to us, we never saw anything happen, and we were totally fine, just a little shaken up. We pulled into the driveway at the sister's house in Antigua and got everything unloaded.  Then, right before he left he gave both my companion and I a blessing.  We went to church with the sisters that day and then then next morning, Monday, we were relocated to Amatitlán.  And that was that! I don't know what would have happened had we stayed... but I'm glad nothing happened to us. It felt kind of like a scene from Taken or something. We just laughed about how crazy it was after.  Definitely never anticipated anything like that happening.

But there you have it! Those are a few of my stories! There are more. Loads more. And I'm sure others have even more stories that actually included more scary things and events.  But that's all for now. My life got really boring when I got home. Well, not boring, but I haven't felt as though I were in danger for the last several months. 

Aunt Clara, may she rest in peace.

The following is a letter I have written to my fallen friend. My Dear Sweet Aunt Clara.

Aunt Clara,

I can't tell you how many times you were there for me.  You got me out of pickles!  I got you into them, and you miraculously always got out. I will never really know how you did that. You were always so trustworthy, even though I didn't trust you to move very fast in your old age, I knew you wouldn't let me down.

I remember the times I killed you... So many... Too many.. Almost daily.. That had to be so frustrating!  I have no idea where you found new life every time. You were the best Aunt Clara a girl could have!  Even with your door knobs quirks!  I loved you anyway!  I loved you BECAUSE of your quirks!  So many problems in your old age... so many... you always made weird noises and it was hard to wake you up towards the end.. especially after a cold night... BUT YOU ALWAYS BEAT THE ODDS! And boy were they against you.

I called your name and you were there.  You got lost in parking lots like any other old person and you always had a way of getting found.  You got stuck in the snow, I told you so many times not to play in it, but you always got out!  EVEN IN YOUR OLD AGE!!

It kills me now that you are gone.  It really kills me.  You were my partner in crime.  You went everywhere I went.  You literally are the reason I got anywhere in life.  I can say that you carried my burdens way more often than anyone else did.  I hope to see you again someday... I really do.  There will always be a special place in my heart for you.  It hurts to not have you near me.

Aunt Clara, I love you.  Don't forget it.

In the words of Abby, "Aunt Clara has been better to you than any man ever has!"  You can say that again. I didn't see any man come pick me up when I was tired and ready to go home after work!! But you Aunt Clara always did.

Thx. Luv ya. XOXO

Love, Robyn.

P.S. I'll never find another car like you. RIP

The new job.

Story time.

So today at work, lots of big things happened.  First of all, I don't work at a call center, not that there is anything wrong with a call center, and I really like my job; at least I do so far.  I do answer phone calls though... all day...  WHICH IS ALWAYS A PARTY, I don't care who you ask.  (Side note, if you would have asked me 2 year ago or even 2 weeks ago how I felt about talking on the phone, I would have overreacted and over-explained about how horrible it is. But a girl can change her mind if she wants to.) So of course I have a few stories from that.  

For example, something extra special happened at work.  I got my own desk!!!!

We're all familiar with the phrase, "with great power comes great responsibility", well same goes for a desk, with a great desk comes great responsibility.  So I was getting my own desk all set up, I thought it was all good, it was time to go home, I clocked out, I looked over and there it was.... a tightly wrapped chair mat.  I thought, "I'm not going to be THAT person who doesn't put the chair mat under their chair and ruins the carpet".  So I unwrapped it, started unrolling it and trying to put it down.... Guys, it was so awkward. That thing was hard.  It was hard mentally, physically and literally.  I had one edge stuck to the floor with my feet and the other edge pulled out with my hands using all my strength. And then I realized, if I let go, it will all snap back into a roll and hit everything around me... and if I don't let go, I'll be sitting here all day.  So of course I was laughing out loud, and no one was noticing to laugh with me and it was getting really really uncomfortable. People weren't even looking that I could tell. So I beckoned my friend over to help me and we got to struggle together.  Moral of the story is this:  teamwork makes the dream work.  Also, life is sometimes super awkward. 

Other than that, oh, and the time that it was my first day at work and I went to the restroom, walked in like a normal human and forgot to lock the stall because it was a space bathroom and another girl that was starting that same day started walking into the stall too.. while I was in there already.. But she was backing in while talking to someone outside the stall.  The whole time I was saying, "oh dear, um hi... sorry, dang... hi there! Yoohoo! Hi, sorry!" But it was in a mouse voice and she couldn't hear me. When she finally did hear me, she got out fast and shut the door and I didn't ever want to leave that stall again.  And to make it worse, we never joked about what happened after.  It became mutually unspoken of and we never mentioned it again. So there is always that uncomfortable tension.  We both know what happened.  We both know who's fault it was. And we both have mentally decided to not talk about it. 

So now you know.  You know all of my secrets. Sort of. Most of my secrets. Some of my secrets? Actually, this isn't even a secret anymore. So you know none of my secrets. But I will definitely keep you updated on what else happens in the office that hasn't stayed in the office.

Thank you for calling and have a nice day.

Life is in session.

I've wanted to use that title for a blog post for quite some time.  So today's the day!!  I did it!

Ok, well I have still been contemplating my life lately, and I've been setting more goals and such, and when I think of a goal, I write it down in my phone so I can remember it later.  Apparently "learn greek" is pretty important because I wrote it down twice.  But I'm not so sure that language even exists.... not to mention the country, Greece... does that even exist??  Does St. George even exist???  So many questions of my soul...

But I don't just write down goals, I write down all my thoughts that seem important.  I know that if I don't do that, I will forget forever and those brain children will die.  So that's how I care for my thoughts and impressions, I write them down for later.  Some are for "apologize to so and so" or "make cookies" or "the best is yet to come", sometimes they are baby names (it's not THAT weird), some say weird things I don't understand because I wrote them down too fast.  But at least it was a good idea.  It will eventually help me to be a productive human.

I sat down to the piano today to practice and it was stressing me out like crazy and I remembered all the years of lessons I took that also stressed me out, because I don't sight read and I don't know why that frustrates me.  But I got talking to my mom about it and she told me about a few times in her life that she got super frustrated and stressed and I just laughed so hard!! I'm heartless. But it was so funny.  I know what how she feels though.. sort of, like the time in 9th grade when we all had to sing solos in choir and I hated that and so when I did mine, I whispered it and no one could hear me.

But not today, it's time to take the bull by the horns.  If that's even how you say that.... What I'm trying to say is, it's time to stop joking around.  Abby has a book called Where Will You Be Five Years From Today? by Dan Zadra that is super awesome and inspirational and I have some friends that are particularly inspiring that make me want to not be scared of failure and what not.  (Because my fear of failure is possibly too big... but that's another story for another day).  So here goes nothing.  Gutsy Rob is coming out of the grave, did you hear she died?  Yeah, it was a beautiful funeral.  But SHE'S BACK!!  Warn everyone.  And close all the windows, she might try to jump out one again.

GUYS!  This is it!  LIFE IS IN SESSION!  Go learn to play the guitar (you're going to be sore), go jump off a bridge (actually don't, this is a shout out, you know who you are), go for a drive and sing your guts out, go for a drive and don't sing your guts out, talk to a stranger, hug your mom, make a scarf, climb a mountain, anything!  And if you see me on your way, TAKE ME WITH YOU!

And just like that, you're a big kid.

When I was little-er I thought, man how great would that be to just have a montage life and be grown up and be married and have a little family. I was 7. Boy was I dillusional.  Because during my whole life, it has seemed to drag on slowly, but looking back at it, it really has been a montage. It's gone by so fast. I feel like I blinked and now I'm 21.

A woman asked me the other day, "so have you graduated high school yet?" I thought, could she be asking this because I don't act my age? Or because I don't look my age? Well it doesn't matter. I was wearing massive sunglasses, but I don't think that had anything to do with it.

I think I don't act my age because I don't feel my age. And who really does? Remember when I said I went on a ride-along with my dad? Well I learned that night that you can't just sing Frozen songs while your dad pulls people over... because every cop car has cameras and microphones!!! Guys, somewhere on the police records is a lot of "can i say something crazy? I love crazy! All my life has been a series of doors in my face........"

But then I met a little girl on Sunday that proved the point even more. She was probably 8 or 9 and her little sister was maybe 4 or 5. The older sister was holding her little sister, stroking her hair and just taking care of her. She looked at me and said, "our mom is sick today with my 6 year old brother and I'm just trying to be like her." So she looked back at her little sister and kept stroking her hair. That little girl doesn't act her age either, guys.

But really, I've been contemplating 2015 and setting goals and figuring out a million things like bills, healthy food, exercise habits, husbands (good one, right?), looking into little houses, taxes, regular dentist appointments, ect.

AND HOLY COW GUYS, I DON'T THINK I WANT TO GROW UP!!!

My dad has offered to let me stay at home til I'm 35. And then even at 35, we will reassess... that doesn't mean I have to be married or out by 35. We'll just set a new age limit. This has been an offer for years. And I get all the mint chocolate chip ice cream I want if I stay.  Why would anyone want to pass this up?!

I really didn't mind having a bedtime, or a mom that made all my meals and would talk to the cashier for me, or would talk me through those confusing bank deposit slips.  Life is good as a kid. No worries.  No problems. Just fun. And chores.  So I think I'll wait a little longer before I grow up...

Confession

So I have to confess something... not many people know this... in fact, until now, only my mom, dad and Abby know this.... I have bunions. At this point, it's mostly just making the best of the time I have left. So I have named them. Because they are a part of me now. Betty (big one on the right foot), Byroniesha (small one on right foot), Brad (big one on left foot), and last and technically least, Blake (small one on left foot).

Oh the places we go... never a dull moment with those four around. Seriously, I'll just fill you in on all the fun things they do with me. Sadly, they don't get to experience life like I do.. but they live vicariously through me. So they enjoy it.

Well, since I've been home from Guatemala, the birthplace of my new friends, we've already done lots of things. For example:

We went to see Meet the Mormons, but turns out on Wednesday at certain theaters it's only $1.25 a person. So that was sweet. And when we got out of the movie, I went to the restroom, my mom was waiting in the lobby for me. I was looking at my phone and walked in, got into the stall and decided, first, I'll take off my backpack, so I stepped out and saw a whole line of urinals. And my first thought was, "When did they start putting urinals in the girls bathroom?" And then..... an old man walked in, saw me, and said, "this is the men's bathroom." And I said, "yes it is, I am so sorry". I got out and my mom was dying. She couldn't contain herself. And so I went to the real girls bathroom and laughed the whole time and the other women just pretended like I wasn't there at all.

Also, my bunions and I have been on a ride-along. Like with a cop. And it was going to be the best ever. It was great, but there wasn't anything dangerous... we just pulled people over the whole time. I got to help translate a couple times, but my dad actually speaks pretty good spanish. So he didn't really need me.  but it was a pleasant experience. I would probably do it again.

My bunions and I have lots of plans, and don't worry, I'll keep you updated on it all.

Side note about Aunt Clara, she's doing great. She treats me well. Can't complain.