Theories

People are animals.  I'm not saying that people just pee in the street or attack when they get a chance (well, some people do..) or even that people shed when they get scared (I've actually met people like that...).  What I'm saying is this:  We are legitimately dictated by noises.  We respond to them like we don't know any better.  Just think back to the days when you went to high school (which was basically yesterday), now think about how you reacted to the blaring sound of the school bell.  You're getting worried now, aren't you?  I'm glad you see it too.

I wrote about this on Facebook a million years ago but I decided, "well shoot!  Why not write about it again?"  It only makes sense, it's still an issue that gets me a little T.O.ed every year so I'll probably write about it several more times before I kick the bucket.  

Picture this:  the bell rings, oh, that got everyone's attention!  All of the young people gather their belongings and head to a predetermined room/area, they almost immediately sit down and listen for their first set of instructions.  Then awhile later the bell rings again and everyone is herded into a large and spacious room (or small depending on the school) where all the students get fattened up at a watering hole.  Then they go off again and respond to the bell like dogs.

New thought:  People don't get excited about things like they used to.  Now a days its almost tiring to get people to cheer up and act like they are having a good time.  And the ones that do get excited over junk only do because other people are doing it.  Actually, come to think of it, I just described myself.  Whoops!  Disregard anything and everything I've just said.  Ever...

People (bloggers mostly) use odd vocabulary.  Probably because they secretly want people to think they are super geniuses or something.  I suspect they just sit at their compy with a thesaurus and write things they don't even know what means.  Like "cornucopia".  Let's be honest folks, its a cone with a twisty tail that sits on a table at Thanksgiving.  Also, it's on The Hunger Games.  I don't think you can use cornucopia to describe something.  Maybe I'm an idiot and ya actually can use words like that.

Sayonora!