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10.26.2012

Carving Pumpkins

Like any normal college going girls we decided to carve pumpkins!  And by we I mean Abby and Sara decided to carve pumpkins and dragged me along with them.  (It wasn't as awful as I'm making this sound..)  Naturally we had plans to go to a real life pumpkin patch and pick a pumpkin right off the vine but we ended up going to The Walmart...at 10 at night.. typical.  I picked out the most perfect pumpkin and Abby went for one with character, which apparently means dents and scrapes, McSar dropped a pumpkin and being the good soul that she is bought the damaged pumpkin.

I might have gotten out to the car a little slower than the other two so they locked me out and told me I had to do a jig.   Which was totally fair, I mean, I was walking slow!  Anyway, obviously I went ahead and started doing a jig, but then they demanded a song with it.   So I started singing the dead cat song.  It goes like this:

I found a dead cat on the side of the road
so I took it home and put some honey on it
and I cooked it and I ate it
is that bad?  Doo do do doooo

The whole time I was singing and dancing I also had my pumpkin in my hand.  I was checking my sides to make sure I wasn't making a fool of myself or anything embarrassing like that when they finally let me in.  My "friends" were laughing and laughing, gasping for air, even.  That's when I saw a group of quite attractive guys getting in there car too... turns out I forgot to check behind me for witnesses... they saw the whole thing.  They even pointed at me while they were laughing too!  

Well cool!  I'm super glad I had an audience that appreciated my performance.

Oh, I forgot to mention, I was the only one who had school the next day so that's why I was against doing the pumpkin thing.  A girl's got to sleep, ya know?!

By the time I had finished my pumpkin it was around 12:30 am, and by the time I was all ready to go to sleep it was about 1.  Abby and Sara were telling me how I was a party pooper and what not... yeah, I went to bed.  Sort of.. I watched 20 minutes of White Christmas too.  It was calling my name, so sue me! 

This is all the fun they had without me while the slow pokes were finishing theirs up.  

And this is our little village.
Oh, I accidentally killed poor Aunt Clara again.. This makes three times now.. Whoops!  But on the plus side, I got my very own set of jumper cables!  Not that I'll ever need them, I have vowed not to kill her anymore.  

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